Saturday, December 20, 2008

MTV boo hoo hoo.

The MTV Tickr had a line or two to say about the Zimbabwe inflation recently. It said something like, If you go to Zimambwe with all your money, you'll be a billionare momentarily. Hmmm.

I had a sudden image of a MTV spy, sneek peaking into my blog and reading my blog entry about the same topic. And then the spy might have copied down my thoughts, and given it to the MTV authorities. The MTV people might've loved it and paid him Rs one lakh for it. And then the spy might've bought a brand new motorbike with that money and might be roaming on the roads of Bangalore[or wherever he stays] right now at this very moment.

OR

The spy might've given the idea to the MTV authorities and the MTV official might've said, How dare you copy ideas off a blog? And then the spy could've been sent to jail.


OR

They just got the same idea as I did!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Join to fight Terrorism.

A billion Hands

A Politician's move.

A Politician's move after a terrorist attack:

1. Making sure his/her friends and family are safe.
2. Condemning the attacks in the media.
3. Blaming the opposition party.
4. Doubling his/her personal security.
5. Flying over to the attack locations to visit the affected.
6. Consoling the martyr's family and giving them a mere 5 lakh compensation.

If there's anything else our dear politicians do, let me know.

Abhinav Bindra was given 3 crores for his achievement. Our real heroes get 5 lakhs?
Is this Democracy?

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