* Bournvita 5 starz sucks. It should've been Bournvita 1 star {Yes, I still drink milk. It has calcium.}
* Why does a :-* smiley always have a red lipstick on?
* What's the difference if you cut a Pisces's daily horoscope and paste it as aquarian's? Will it make a difference in their lives?
* New York is better than Delhi 6. The movie.
* A pizza costs 554 Rs. ONLY. If only recession affected pizza prices..
* Next time you go to the bank and somebody asks you for a pen, give them santoor soap. {See the Ad.}
* I always have trouble with Bullets and Numberings while making a presentation slide.
* As soon as the signal turns green, there's no need to honk. Really. We know what green means. And we have no intention of spending time at the signal. A little patience would be well appreciated.
* When at a function, please don't exclaim, "ooohh, look you've grown so much". Its not our fault you didn't see us 5 years ago.
* 12:34:56 07/08/09. Cool huh? Waiting for august!
* I have a hard time remembering dates. I ended up writing 15/07/2009 instead of 15/06/2009 on my exam answer sheet. Oops!
